Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Watch the snowmen pop. Pop, pop, pop.

Hello!

Tonight for fun, my sister and I drove around Michiana... I with my right hand poised as a gun, and her right eye on the hunt, and we imaginarily (not a word.) SHOT, all inflatable yard ornaments. Pardoning all penguin inflatable yard ornaments. Simply because they were penguins.

We also went to walmart, where I went through the aisle full of noisy stuffed singing Christmas toys, and pressed every single one that I could reach... and as fast as I could, to create a deafening cacophony of Christmas cheer.

All that was missing was the liquor.

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